If you’ve followed our blog, you know from time to time, we like to write our own lyrics to popular songs.
This song is based on my dentist appointment earlier this week. It’s to the tune Folsom Prison Blues by Johnny Cash. This is a just for fun post.
I hear a train a coming
But that doesn’t make sense
It’s coming from across the room
From a lady’s phone in hand
I’m stuck in the dentist office
And time keeps dragging on
But that train whistle’s blowing
From that annoying smartphone
When I was just a kid
My mama told me, girl
Always cover your cough
No one else wants your germs
But the lady sitting next to me
She wasn’t taught the same things
When I hear that lady coughing
I turn my head and hear that phone ring
I’m finally called back
I sit down in the big chair
She starts to lay it flat
It’s time for my cleaning
But wait, where’s her mask
She’s breathing in my mouth
I want her to mask it up
Is it too much to ask?
I thought this visit couldn’t get worse
Boy I was wrong
When a mom pulled up with two girls
They are the dentist’s daughters
They have free reign of this place
I’m ready to be finished
I’m so ready to be finished
With this appointment and this space
That was my dentist time
It wasn’t like any others
I thought this visit was like
A country tune I’ve heard before
As I’m walking to the door
I hear for the last time
That train whistle’s blowing
And the lady’s coughing more
DeAnna, I love the way your brain works ha!
Great song to switch up!
Time to pump vitamins to boost the immune system to guard against open-mouth coughers! Good sense of humor.