Knock Knock Jokes

On the way to school Joshua wanted to do knock knock jokes. Luckily he doesn’t insist that all the jokes are funny just that he can repeat what he has been told. Since today was April Fool’s day, what better day to be learning how to tell a joke before going to school. (They call it Poisson d’avril in France and tape paper cutouts of fish to your back. I don’t get it either.)

His favorite joke was

Knock Knock
Who’s there
Lettuce Who?
Lettuce In

We looked up a lot more Knock Knock Jokes online at lunch and if you have one that a 6 year old would think is funny please comment below so I can share it with Joshua.

Here are some French Knock Knock Jokes (Toc-Toc Blagues)
Qui est là?
« S »
« S » qui ?
« S »cargot!   (a snail)

Toc toc!
Qui est là?
Loste qui?  (Sounds like you lost your key)

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3 Responses to Knock Knock Jokes

  1. Pop-Pop says:

    Tell Joshua he tells funny knock knock jokes. We can’t wait to hear them in person.

  2. us5 says:

    Knock, knock.
    Who’s there?
    Cows go.
    Cows go who?
    Cows go moo- not who!

    Happy April, Andersons!

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